MEN ARE HONEST LIARS!

"One day, while a woodcutter was

cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into

the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,

"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into water,

and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared

with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord

asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave

him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home

happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife

along the river bank, and his wife fell into the river. When

he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,

"Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with

ANGELINA JOLIE

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It
is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said
'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE You would have come up with
CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would
have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,'
you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man,
and am not able to take care of three
wives,
so THAT'S why I said
yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for
a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others..